Tis the season for lame sweaters!
Seriously folks, think about your metaphors for a moment. “I don’t have a tank, sir. It’s going everywhere” nearly made me spit tea all over myself.
"Naga, I don’t think we’re in the Southern Water Tribe anymore."
**Please note that that is NOT Asami the Cowardly Lion. That is Asami the strong independent Lioness.**
There was this skinhead that was harrasing her, and she just walked right up to him and said: "I’m more of a man that you’ll ever be. And more of a woman that you’ll ever get."
for castielssnowangel, who wanted some cas ‘n’ dean dynamic duo
THIS IS ACTUALLY RIDICULOUS CUTE OKAY
"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"
"What the Tolkien?"
"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"
"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."
there it is„ „